three squids and an otter

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Oct 1

hobbitingaround:

I’m not the first to make this joke and by god I won’t be the last

anomaly1:

gang0fwolves:

thecogsofmycranium:

A’shop

Holy shit

wow

dennymark-legobutt:

dippy-the-space-squid:

none-gavin:


An AU where for your entire life you’ve only seen black and white, until you receive the first touch from your soulmate and color blooms before your very eyes. The colors don’t stay when you’re alone, but when they’re there by your side and you’re touching? Everything is beautiful.

But what if you touch them and you look around and see all the colors, and beauty.You get caught in the moment and ask  ”Do you see it too?” And they reply “What are you talking about?” 

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart. 

And then you see your wardrobe and decor in colour for the first time and realize holy shit all my stuff is fckin ugly.

dennymark-legobutt:

dippy-the-space-squid:

none-gavin:

An AU where for your entire life you’ve only seen black and white, until you receive the first touch from your soulmate and color blooms before your very eyes. The colors don’t stay when you’re alone, but when they’re there by your side and you’re touching? Everything is beautiful.

But what if you touch them and you look around and see all the colors, and beauty.You get caught in the moment and ask  ”Do you see it too?” And they reply “What are you talking about?” 

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart. 

And then you see your wardrobe and decor in colour for the first time and realize holy shit all my stuff is fckin ugly.

(Source: saltxxxburn)

mugiiwaras:

WHY HAVENT I SEEN PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS VINE?

luonnotar:

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."


❤️❤️❤️

luonnotar:

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

❤️❤️❤️

gunshowcomic:

really fucked up that night of sleep
You can’t make me apologize for this joke!!! I shan’t!!! *swings out window on chandelier* 



PATREON! + BACK!  
PINOCCHIO! + STORE!

gunshowcomic:

really fucked up that night of sleep

You can’t make me apologize for this joke!!! I shan’t!!! *swings out window on chandelier* 

PATREON! + BACK!  
parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES
IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES

IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.